Very highbrow chuckles

Since most of you, I assume, don’t subscribe to Instore: The Magazine for the American Jewelry Store Owner, here, for your weekend enjoyment, is the back-page humor piece I contributed to the April issue, which arrived in my mailbox just the other day. Yes, it’s a PDF, but I daresay it’s worth downloading.

There will be more clips…

…on the Clips page. I needed to get the blog updated and running, and couldn’t wait for a couple of my editors to get back to me with some PDFs (and I have no scanner). The files are coming in the next few days.
There. I feel better now.

Advice from NaNoWriMo

A lot of very good advice in this interview with two SF writers who published their National Novel Writing Month efforts. Here’s some of it:
James Strickland: All the time. And I got a piece of advice from a panel that Connie Willis did once where she said, “Torture your characters.” If you find that you’re [...]

How to promote your novel

Robert Sawyer has written an excellent post about getting people to hear about your book. Some of it’s counterintuitive; all of it is dead on:
A while ago, I attended a talk by Cynthia Good, who used to be publisher of Penguin Canada. Someone in the audience asked her what was the first thing she looked [...]

Baby, you are the greatest

We got some great, and potentially awesome, news this morning at the Moff household. No more to say than that, but we’ll keep you updated.

Comma comma, dooby down…

I don’t want to eat a bullet today.
But I do want to eat a lot of ice cream shaped like a bullet.

The suspense is not killing me, but I kinda wish it would

Nothing—nothing—NOTHING—is worse than waiting and waiting and waiting for an email to arrive to confirm or deny your worth as a human being.