Now this is science: The Periodic Table of Beer
Wednesday, 21 April 2010
Dr. Bob sent this along, and he is a Real Scientist (I’ve seen his office!), which just lends credibility to the proceedings. Anyway, the data contained in this chart are going to allow us to make so many new discoveries. For example, we may finally be able to pin down the elusive constant GGW, which is of course the number that determines exactly when a girl is about to go wild.
And then we can stop all those girls from going wild, obviously.
If you ask for a “Munich Dunkel” in a leather bar in Germany, make for damn sure you make it clear that you want beer (if, you know, that’s what you actually want).
@Nard: Of course, the savvy jet-setter knows that drinking beer at a German leather bar is incredibly gauche in the first place. If you must order a libation, best to stick with das Tinklepunch.
@Josh: Similar issue: Make sure you use “tinklepunch” as a noun.
@Nard: I guess. God I hate Americans who travel but aren’t open to new experiences.