Why are there no astronaut romances?

Thursday, 4 March 2010

There are fireman romances

There are policeman romances

There are even NASCAR romances

But run a search over at eHarlequin.com for “astronaut” and—nothing. WHAT IS HAPPENING TO THIS COUNTRY???

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4 comments on “Why are there no astronaut romances?”

  1. Bob McNees says:

    Because maybe no writer alive can capture the passion of space love?

    Duh.

  2. Josh says:

    @Bob: It seems like no writer alive is even trying.

  3. hh says:

    The Fireman’s Christmas
    The Officer’s Girl
    The Astronaut’s Wife

    If someone decides to cash in on the currently wide-open astronaut romance niche, I think all novels should involve the real-life elements of tumultuous astronaut love–kidnapping schemes, cross-country drives, and diapers

  4. Josh says:

    @hh: Oh! I had not even remembered that. But I totally agree. In fact, I would go so far as to say that all novels in general should involve diapers. All sexy novels, anyway.

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