Two—TWO—pictures (ahahahaha)
Sunday, 21 February 2010And a question to go with each.
Question 1: Took this one while pushing the shopping cart at Trader Joe’s this morning. I understand all the other warnings, but up top it says, “SNAP DOWN ONLY TO SEAT CHILD.” Why? What might happen? Because I snapped it down to take the picture, and so far, everything has been fine.
Question 2: WHAT HAS TWO THUMBS AND JUST MADE BANANA BREAD?
I’d guess it wasn’t ‘Scilla.
@Nadja: Nope. NO THUMBS.
You know, I tried to take a pic of one of the new dumb signs at my ’round-the-corner TJ’s? And the dude who shepherds the line told me I couldn’t! (The sign had a little girl complaining that she didn’t want phenylketonurics in her soda, or something. And I should hope not! Because, like soylent green, phenylketonurics ARE PEOPLE!)
I totally got the last laugh, though. ‘Cause I told him I was gonna make fun of it! (That’s a last laugh, right?)
@Dotty: There’s a reason your dark and brutal wit is spoken of in hushed tones across the whole of the land.
Hah! Shut it!
Anyway, so I was there today? And the “phenylketonurics” was totally changed to “yellow #3″! So? VICTORY. (Translation? Eat it!)
@Dotty: A triumph whose telling will resound through the annals of history. RESOUND, I say.