Number one: This blog has been redesigned, and about 70 percent combined with my professional website. I have to go to bed soon, after I clean up the kitchen, but by the end of the weekend, it should be 110 percent combined with my professional website. Why the extra 10 percent? Because my elementary and junior high school gym teachers did their job, obviously, that’s why.

Number two: WE HAVE FINALLY NAMED THE CAT. Some of you might have thought this happened several days ago, when we told you her name was Petunia Pufferson. We we wrong. After getting to know her a little better, we have determined that her name is actually Priscilla Pufferson (still of the Madison Puffersons), which affords us the opportunity to refer to her both as “Priscilla, Queen of the Basement” and Silly, which is just, like, so clever of us. Also, she is really silly.
