Archive for October, 2009

Belated props to UW Credit Union

Monday, October 19th, 2009

This is a few days overdue, but about two weeks ago, I took an online survey at the request of our bank, the University of Wisconsin Credit Union. I’ve been 95 percent delighted with our experience with them thus far, and my responses indicated as much.

The 5 percent of undelightedness has to do with their ATMs, which (1) require you to reswipe your card to do a new transaction, even if you’ve just done one (Citi’s ATMs in New York just had you reenter your PIN), and (2) take forever between those transactions, such that you’re standing there for ten seconds doing nothing, looking at a “Thank You” message, waiting to reswipe your card. I know that sounds like a trivial gripe — and believe me, I’m well aware of how lucky I am that this sort of thing counts as a problem in my life — but it’s frustrating because it seems so fixable (and because I feel like such a doof if I need to do more than one transaction and someone is waiting behind me).

Anyway, I basically wrote out all of the above in the “Other Comments” box at the end of the survey, and provided my name and phone number, telling the credit union that if they wanted to call and talk to me about this, I’d really appreciate it. I like doing that because then I can tell if a Real Human Being is actually reading the survey I bothered to fill out, or if the company in question is just going through the motions and wasting my time.

Well, UWCU was not going through the motions! Someone from the credit union called (I won’t share his name here, as there’s no reason to), expressed to me that he actually felt the same way about the ATMs’ slowness, and said it was an issue they were hashing out with their vendor.

COMPANIES SHOULD ALWAYS DO THIS. It’s absolutely the truth that even though he couldn’t give me the answer I’d have loved (“We’re fixing this right away, Mr. Wimmer!”), I just plain appreciated the fact that he acknowledged my complaint as legitimate. I am a sane human being. I understand how businesses work. I don’t expect a minor issue like this to get cleared up just because it holds me up for twenty extra seconds every four to five days. I just want to know that I matter as a customer.

He asked if I wanted a phone call if the situation changed, but I said no, that was OK — I take it on faith that they’re working on it, and if it changes, I’ll know when I go to the ATM. I also appreciate that the last thing anyone needs is one more person to call. Anyway, here’s to UWCU! Thanks for treating me like a person!

Alfred Bester?

Sunday, October 18th, 2009

More like Alfred Just OK-er.* Or so the first entry in my new column for io9, “Blogging the Hugos,” suggests.

*I actually enjoyed Bester’s The Stars My Destination quite a bit.

But, but…

Sunday, October 18th, 2009

Me: “…what do you use to complain about Twitter being down?”

Wife: “Facebook, I guess.”

Me: “Seems so primitive.”

Two links and a video

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

Will Divide is a very smart guy I’ve never met, who blogs slightly more rigorously than I do, and who occasionally commented on the old version of this blog. He posted some interesting thoughts about how what the right wing of American politics is going through today may be similar to what the left wing went through forty years ago—although maybe not similar enough to save it.

And Jia Tolentino (someone else I’ve never met) looks at Best American Short Stories of 2005 as part of her ongoing project to review every book she’s ever read. What she says about the format aligning “with our giant cultural case of ADD” resonates with me today because of the play I reviewed last night, whose strength came in no small part from the fact that it was made up of nine seven- to fifteen-minute pieces. Many of the selections I wouldn’t have liked sitting through for much longer, but their brevity kept me engaged. I’m not sure why we’re so reluctant to embrace art in snack-size chunks—maybe it’s that pervasive Protestant work ethic rearing its head again, because I can certainly hear it in almost-moral admonishments that “No one listens to albums straight through anymore.” Anyway, it’s harder to write short than to write long, right? So concision ought to be an artistic quality we can embrace in good faith.

Finally, I should have passed along this video earlier, brought to our attention by MPF a couple weeks ago. It will, as Henri Bergson used to say, fucking blow your goddamn mind:

(Some background here that is a little tough to parse without context.)

Name-checking Guideposts

Saturday, October 17th, 2009

That was my favorite part of this review, and my editor mentioned it, too, so. This one goes out to Dr. Norman Vincent Peale! The NVP! Pour out a forty for your boy!