We gonna Beck that ass up
Tonight is Gawktoberfest! Sources tell me there will be approximately seven free beers per person over the course of three hours, plus free food. I hope some of the food is either fried or nachos.
Tonight is Gawktoberfest! Sources tell me there will be approximately seven free beers per person over the course of three hours, plus free food. I hope some of the food is either fried or nachos.
I was not invited.
braak | 2:41 pm on 23 October 2008
Don’t worry—it’s
probably notgoing to be awesome.Moff | 6:36 pm on 23 October 2008
God damn, I hate you guys and your special beer parties and your COOL KIDS CLUB.
I spent all last night playing Warcraft. I hope you’re fucking happy.
braak | 8:41 am on 24 October 2008
We played Warcraft at Gawktoberfest, too. Except it was the “coke-fueled orgy” version, without any computers.
Moff | 10:58 am on 24 October 2008
AAAARRRGH!
One day I’ll have my revenge on all of you. Like Alcibiades, betraying the Athenians to Sparta, I will reveal the secret path to Gawker’s destruction to Keith Gessen, and enable him to SEIZE CONTROL OF THE INTERNET.
braak | 11:17 am on 24 October 2008
Dog, I am so not letting you wear my chocolate hat.
Moff | 11:19 am on 24 October 2008
…
i will destroy you
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braak | 11:54 am on 24 October 2008