Hooray!

We gonna Beck that ass up

Tonight is Gawktoberfest! Sources tell me there will be approximately seven free beers per person over the course of three hours, plus free food. I hope some of the food is either fried or nachos.

7 comments on We gonna Beck that ass up

  1. I was not invited.

    braak | 2:41 pm on 23 October 2008

  2. Don’t worry—it’s probably not going to be awesome.

    Moff | 6:36 pm on 23 October 2008

  3. God damn, I hate you guys and your special beer parties and your COOL KIDS CLUB.

    I spent all last night playing Warcraft. I hope you’re fucking happy.

    braak | 8:41 am on 24 October 2008

  4. We played Warcraft at Gawktoberfest, too. Except it was the “coke-fueled orgy” version, without any computers.

    Moff | 10:58 am on 24 October 2008

  5. AAAARRRGH!

    One day I’ll have my revenge on all of you. Like Alcibiades, betraying the Athenians to Sparta, I will reveal the secret path to Gawker’s destruction to Keith Gessen, and enable him to SEIZE CONTROL OF THE INTERNET.

    braak | 11:17 am on 24 October 2008

  6. Dog, I am so not letting you wear my chocolate hat.

    Moff | 11:19 am on 24 October 2008

  7. i will destroy you

    braak | 11:54 am on 24 October 2008

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